It really ticks me off. We pay 25k a year and they can’t even give us decent wifi. What if I had a paper to turn in? You won’t let me on my email. What if I need to watch something for class on netflix? Too bad, go buy the freaking documentary with the money you don’t have or take an F. What if? Forget it. But! No. Didn’t you hear us?

So, you let me on tumblr and facebook and ask. Those are LITERALLY the only sites my computer will function on right now. How does that help me with my hw? It in fact, makes it worse. Just because we’re moving campuses next semester doesn’t give you the excuse to make us suffer an entire semester. Even the professors are irritated about it. Can they do anything about it? Nerp. Can we, the students do anything? Nerp. Oh, okay. No big deal. I’m sorry that the 25k wasn’t enough for you. I’d give you more but you’ve already taken every penny that I own so… we’re kinda at a draw.

Please fix the internet so that I may do my hw like a good nerd student. Mk? That’s all I want out of life. I just want to do my hw. Yeah, tumblr and facebook have their benefits, but not when I need to email a paper that’s due in 20 minutes.

I feel much better. My grades don’t, but I do. :P